this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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