so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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