I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.