talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman