And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect