It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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