I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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