I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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