she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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