Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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