Got a toothbrush?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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