Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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