Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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