We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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