youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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