You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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