The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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