so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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