we're blogging at a bar
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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