3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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