Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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