Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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