You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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