why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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