we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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