We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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