I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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