Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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