I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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