Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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