The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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