Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
the raccoons are back...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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