They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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