I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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