you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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