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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I fill condoms, not promises.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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