You're my little dorito
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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