so explain again why im purple
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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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