Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Text me some of your sweat
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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