Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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