This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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