he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
This can only be settled by a dance off.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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