If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i came on her dog
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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