Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
