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i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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