I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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