i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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