i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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