Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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