got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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