I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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