just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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