i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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